--So the one night I'm actually tired enough from practicing and working all day to sleep, the Elephants Who Live Upstairs decide to have a party and stomp around and shriek on the porch outside my window.

Nice see you're keeping it classy at 3 in the morning, assholes. Maybe you should GET A LIFE.

I'm sorry but I deeply detest people whose only form of recreation/goal in life is alcohol and fake socializing.


PS I can't tell whether they're screaming/getting shot (I'm hoping for the latter) or whether it's just their "music".

--Bennet waited 'til Sylar and Elle had finished fucking to attack them? AHAHAHAHAHAHAA. WHAT A VOYEUR LOL.

Seriously though those two are the most entertaining/evil/awesome characters on this show.

It's very special that Mohinder has a Theme but goddamn, WE GET IT OKAY? Let's try some variation. Every time he appears, the SECOND he appears, TAKATAA TAAAA. And yes I use takadimi because he's Indian.

LOL SETH GREEN???

The Petrelli brothers' storylines CONTINUE to bore me. If it's just the two of them onscreen I automatically begin to fall asleep/roll eyes/lol at their "brotherly love".



--Why the fuck would I want David Bowie and Panic! At the Disco songs when I type in "Heroes soundtrack", eh Amazon?? I was actually looking for some music, if you don't mind. If I wanted pop shit maybe I would've searched for it.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I just want the marimba shit and clock music dammit WHY IS THAT SO WRONG?? D:

Okay okay I'm just pissed that the library at school is under renovation and I can't go steal music there with ease. And that I can't instantaneously access the music I want and will have to like wait for it to come in the mail WTF.



--THERE IS A HOLE IN MY WALL THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY JUST BANGED A HAMMER INTO IT WHAT THE FUCK.



--OMFG My internet gave out right after I finished an episode of Heroes. I'm pissed obviously but thank God it waited 'til I was done.

I apparently didn't pay the Comcast bill, which wouldn't be so confusing if they actually sent it in the mail instead of just emailing it. Called them and tried to fix it and it didn't work and the guy blamed a) the router and b) Apple, which I don't think is the case since Comcast is an asshole and it's probably their fault.

Roommate miraculously fixed it THANK JESUS.

--Seriously whenever Peter speaks I just crack the fuck up. He just gets more and more Neo-like, with a dash of I'M SO BADASS NOW THAT I HAVE MUSCLES, SEE HOW I WALK AND POSE.


This is my summary of Season 1:

-Peter: I flew! You flew! WE FLEW! :O
-Bennets: LOL WE HAVE A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY.
-Needs moar Sylar.
-Niki, etc: Look at me I'm attractive and boring and own a single pair of dumb-ass earrings.
-AWWW HIRO.


And 2:

-Subtitles ahoy!
-Sylar quota deliciously fulfilled.
-OF COURSE SARK IS EVIL DUH
-Peter turns into Neo
-Maya: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D I'M A FUCKING IDIOT.
-Nathan's hair eww wtf.
-Niki, etc.: Still attractive and boring as hell with the same damn earrings
-AWWW HIRO.


And 3:

THIS SHOW IS FINALLY HITTING ITS AWESOME STRIDE GODDAMN IT'S ABOUT TIME.

--( Needlessly brief eljay cut Heroes!Sims )



--Heroes rant:

I love how this show uses glasses to indicate past vs future/good vs evil

And CONTACTS = POOOWWERRRZZZZZ

Also SNOWGLOBED--BRB LOL'ING FOREVER.

It's hilarious that they expect me to pay attention to all these subtitles. I have a vague impression that these Spanish-speaking people are Special but on the other hand she might just be wearing too much mascara.

SULU *AND* UHURA?? JEEZ LET'S JUST GET THE WHOLE CREW ON THIS DAMN SHOW WHILE WE'RE AT IT. (Seriously, can we do that :D?)

I love how unimpressed Sylar is by changeling chick. However I'm severely disappointed that she didn't turn into him and then fuck him because that would've blown my mind.

"WELL GOLLY" - Sylar

PS I love Sylar's clock-inspired music.

And how Mohinder and Parkman are married.

Yeah I don't get how Season 2 sucks. TBH I don't think it's any different from Season 1.

BUY SOME NEW FUCKING EARRINGS, NIKI, SERIOUSLY.



--I am having issues with going to bed at 5 AM. Damn you and your deliciousness, Vitamin Water!



--So a year ago I began a still unfinished Star Wars fic and dammit, I had fun writing it and I hope I succeeded in making it entertaining, and it annoys me that my Star Wars muse has run off because I really wanna finish it. WOE.

So yes that's my GOAL FOR TONIGHT. Finish the damn thing so I can go back to my attempt at Spock POV and then finish that so I can go back to my rightful House muses. Or something :P

My brain is also conspiring against me with a TOS bunny, and obviously I'm not worthy of writing that.

And and and SO MANY BUNNIES GODDAMN.



--I felt a pressing need to picspam some hotness (yes, I compiled this at 5 AM):

( Yum )

--

LOLOLOLOLOL WIN. Never thought I'd find myself expressing love for Alanis Morissette.



--I want to see if Kirk's made up card game in 'A Piece of the Action' is actually playable.

I love this show's ability to create excuses to throw Our Heroes into the most random time periods ever.

Obligatory quote:

-Boss guy: "LALALA TALKING LIKE A GANGSTA BOSS LALALA PERIOD LINGO YEAH I DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO LOOK UP THE EXACT QUOTE."
-Spock: ". . . Sir, you are employing a double-negative." O SNAP.

And Kirk can't drive. And he called Scotty "baby".

This episode owns so fucking hard.



--Oh man these Petrelli's are waaay too into each other. I assume there's a lot of incest out there lol

( Also these guys need to stop being in the same room. )

Okay now that things have gone horribly wrong this show is starting to generate the awesome I was expecting.

Although LOL at Peter trying to be Neo/emo :P



--I'm going to the beach and some other probably internet-less locales in the near future, sooo . . .

I NEED A BOOK TO READ.

Thoughts?? :D

--Heroes is getting a lot more awesome with Sylar trying to be all haplessly :D and then going Anakin Glare of Doom when people's backs are turned. Ahahaha he's so awesome and evil.

Also I love Bennet the glasses guy whatever his name is.

You know if I had random superpowers I'd be THANKFUL and excited I had them, jeez. It's kind of annoying me how whiny they're all being. "OMG I CAN'T DIE WOE IS ME"

. . . Yeah that makes sense.



--I have to work today? What's up with THAT??




--Meme time:

Leave me a comment and I will give you a letter.
Then, write 10 things that you love starting with that letter.
Post the list in your journal.
Give out letters those who comment.

lana_ftw gave me H

1 House (DUH)
2 Heroes (I guess??)
3 hand sanitizer
4 happiness
5 Hiro
6 hazlenut coffee
7 Hans Zimmer
8 Howard Shore
9 half-assing things
10 hats

lol that was harder than I thought

--Star Trek Explains:

PIGLET = JACK THE RIPPER

And here I thought the Greek gods thing had thoroughly blown my mind.



--OMG Heroes is getting boring. There's lots of fun/awesome stuff that happens but in-between it's just you know "character development" which is really just tedious and unnecessary character reiteration.

Weiss and wife really bug me, but he's awesome when he's off being supernatural.

I dunno I guess I just wish they'd stop saying OMG SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN and have something OMG HAPPEN.

On the other hand every second that's affiliated with Sylar is awesome XD



--I had a scary allegorical dream that I was going to the future/the desert to Save the World and I had to pack for the rest of my life WITHOUT THE INTERNET. It was traumatizing.

I'm convinced it's because I'm probably going to be internetless at this chamber music seminar, in my room at least. And I hate catching up on LJ and you know reading porn in high school computer labs.



--In other news, I managed to get some dorky Star Trek ringtones on my phone, so now when I get a text it makes the intercom whistle and when somebody calls me it starts shimmering/beaming or wtf ever. I'm way too amused by this. XD

--Guess who stayed up 'til 4 AM watching Heroes? THANK YOU ONLINE NETFLIX HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AWESOME :D

The only reason I've been doing this for hours and hours is because I'm WAIIIITTTING for Sylar to appear and goddamn it is taking forever.

All this marimba shit sounds like Steve Reich or something lol. It's so weird to hear minimalist stuff on like a normal TV show, makes it really funky and awesome though

I really dig the gore and you know THIS but it's kind of slow moving, and not really what I was expecting.

However Hiro is adorable.

And LOL 'House vs God' faith healer kid

--

Hey I love both Reboot and TOS but LOL THIS IS SO WELL DONE SERIOUSLY



--PS I find it hilarious the number of ~*~dilemmas~*~ that could be solved in TOS if they would just LAND ON THE DAMN PLANET instead of angsting over the transporter being fucked up (SURPRISE) for the whole episode.



--Today? Kind of more excited about it this year because of this sexy piece of the executive branch.



--Dear Elephants Who Live Upstairs,

Don't stand in front of my window goddammit it's really creeping me out. You definitely don't have to KEEP WALKING OVER HERE.



--So Quiznos isn't gonna be open today or tomorrow, therefore we spent the better part of closing last night simply divvying up all the remaining food. All I really wanted was guacamole but I ended up with a catering bag full of onions and tomatoes and cheese and bread and yeah, Boss Man even paid for all our (extensive, since we were trying to use shit up) meals.

Quiznos feast tonight!



--That tag meme going around made me realize I have no tags. Time to right that wrong!



--Tomorrow I might be going furry-spotting dahntahn.

. . . Oh Pittsburgh.

-LOL I just added so many people at the ontd_startrek friending meme.

--Somebody explain to me why I am not watching this on a ginormious movie screen right now:

( HIS NAME IS ON HIS FUCKING COCK GOOD GOD )



--AND WHY THE FUCK DON'T I HAVE A JOHNNY ICON MY WALLS ARE ONLY LINED OBSESSIVELY WITH POSTERS OF THE MAN.

--THERE WAS A BIG SPIDER IN THE LIVING ROOM AND FEARLESS ROOMMATE WENT TO KILL IT WHILE I COWERED IN MY ROOM AND APPARENTLY IT GOT AWAY AHHHHHHHHHH

IT'S GOING TO GET ME AHHH IT WAS A TRULY BIGASS UNGOLIANTHINE (<--A WORD) SPIDER GODDAMMIT

I'm living in fear.

--Man, I am not feeling the "go to school and work" vibe today. But now that my baby oboe is at school I am forced to practice, and this is a good thing.



--I REALLY WANT TACO BELL :( But the only one I wouldn't have to make a ridiculous journey to is closed cause Pitt isn't in session or whatever.



--Okay so I was raised on I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and real butter kinda sucks. I'm forced to buy it cuz they don't have normal stuff at CVS, but it's not only a pain in the ass to get at, it's not like as sweet. This annoys me.



--I hate being emotional. I always think ohhh I don't really feel that differently and how much can hormones affect you anyway? But OMG do they ever.



--I keep trying to force myself to write fic but my brain is back on a musical wavelength. I really need to fix Finale dammit. I swear it's the ridiculous TOS music that's doing this to me. It just never ends!



--Also OMG Scotty kicks so much ass when given the chance.

--WTF IS THIS NATIONAL DEAD CELEBRITY WEEK??

LOL ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT LOOKS LIKE SUCH A DOUCHE FOR NOT MENTIONING MICHAEL JACKSON

--Most reliable indicator that my womanly time is approaching:

OPRAH MAKING ME CRY. WTF.



--PS Taking care of a new oboe is like having a fucking baby. I'm constantly worried about it and have to look for cracks and water it and exercise it very carefully. So much anxiety.

--OMG I stabbed my foot with a screw but it looked fairly shiny so hopefully I won't die!



--Called off work yesterday cuz I still felt like shit but by nightfall I started to feel more normal--could've just been the green tea kicking in since I ended up staying up until UMMMM 5:30 writing fic cuz I couldn't sleep and figured I might as well be "productive"



--Okay so a year ago I started this Star WARS (<---DIFFERENCE) fic and never finished it because school started. I am now determined to finish that and my two other Star TREK (OMG THEY'RE SOOOO DIFFERENT LOL) bunnies.

I feel like I at least have a chance of viable-sounding technobabble and background shit in Star Wars since, um, there's a lot less to know LOL

Also Moulin Rouge is on TV right now so I'm you know extreeeemeeely "inspired".



--FUNNY STORY: Two nights ago, in the midst of a feverish, congested, and generally grumpy sleep, I was awakened by the partying assholes who live upstairs. You'd think this would've happened at like 2 AM, right? WRONG. 6 in the fucking morning, they all decided to convene on the porch (outside my window) and have a good old, LOUD chat

WTF I ask you.



--PS OMG I FORGOT ABOUT BATMAN MUSIC FUUUCK YEAH SO FUCKING PRETTY *WEEPS*

LOL I stopped listening to the James Newton Howardy tracks on Dark Knight but lol they are so Coplandy it's hilarious




--( Star Trek Sims take 2 )

--OMFG I WAS WITHOUT POWER FOR ABOUT AND HOUR AND IT WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING

THE WORLD BEYOND THE INTERNET IS FUCKIN SCARY

I WENT SLIGHTLY INSANE DURING THAT DARK TIME.

OMG INTERNET I LOVE YOU SO HARD *WEEPS*

--Time to pimp myself yet again :P

Our Business is Rejoicing
Somewhat gloomy Good Omens fic

Pleasure is the Law
If House and Wilson actually dated/my only hope for canon

--I was all excited about Google's homepage today, but then I went and tried to watch the Daily Show and it just keeps repeating commercials and goddammit this is part of my morning routine and it's really pissing me off.

I'M NOT BUYING A GODDAMN LEXUS OKAY.

--Well it looks like I've written Kirk/Spock like every good slash addict ought to:

Only Human
Hello, cheesy title! Yeah this is pretty exclusively porn.



--Well I think it's high time I made some House Sims.



--OMG MY LIFE, IT IS MEANINGFUL.